The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 08, 2021

No Wrinkles

A blonde goes to a dairy and asks to see the farmer…The blonde said, “I need some milk."

The farmer says, “Well you can get that at any supermarket, why come here?”

The blonde said, “Because I need 80 gallons and the store doesn’t carry that much.”

Farmer says, “Why on earth would you need 80 gallons of milk at once?”

To which the blonde replies, “I hear if you bathe in milk you never get wrinkles and you’ll look young forever.”

The farmer has an idea and says, “I see. Well, since you’re not drinking it, maybe I can save you some money. Do you need it to be pasteurized?”

She thinks a minute and says, “No, just up to my breast!"

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