The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for February 14, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    Happy Valentine’s Day

    Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

    By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so he asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

    “But why?” asked Mike.

    “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.

    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

    AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.”

    “Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?”

    “That’s just the thing. I can’t remember.”

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