The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for March 28, 2022

It Monday again so they headed back to work again. The rat race never ends do it.

The local priest is tired of people telling him ‘they cheated’ in confession. One Sunday, near the end of mass he tells his congregation that he doesn’t like hearing people are cheating. He tells the church from now on refer to cheating as “slipping” in confession.

This goes on all spring and summer and when winter comes around the priest decided to retire. He forgot to tell the new young priest slipping means cheating in confession.

So every week he hears people tell him they slipped and he tells them there’s no need to repent.

After a couple months and much more slipping the priest decides to talk to the mayor to do something. He tells the mayor that the whole town can’t stop slipping and he needs to do something about the sidewalks. The mayor hears this and immediately starts laughing because the priest must not know.

Then the priest says to the mayor “This is no laughing matter, your wife alone, slipped 3 times just last week”