The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 26, 2022

Raise Please 

A maid decided it was time to demand a raise, so she went directly to the Lady of the house’s private study

Maid: “I’d like a raise.” Mrs. Smith: "Why do you think you deserve a raise?

Maid: “Three reasons. First, I can cook better than you.”

Mrs. Smith: “Who told you that?”

Maid: “Your husband. Second, I clean better than you.”

Mrs. Smith: “Who told you that?”

Maid: “Your husband.Third, I’m better in bed than you are.”

Mrs. Smith: “I suppose my husband said that too?”

Maid: “No, the gardener.”

Mrs. Smith: “How much do you want?”

Surely we can find humor that doesn’t always involve genitals. Surely. But will he stick to them?Let’s see…