The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 04, 2022

Once upon a time a king was going off to war with his army. But he was worried about his wife’s safety while he was away

“Sir Roger, you are my most trusted knight. I’m going to ask you to protect the Queen while I’m away. Here’s the key to her chastity belt. It’s only to be opened in case I don’t come back”

“Sire, of course I will protect her with my life”, said Sir Roger

The king starts off at the head of his army. He hadn’t gone more than a couple of miles when Sir Roger came galloping up at full speed.

“Sire, Sire, you gave my the wrong key!”

This one caused my boss on the Brick crew a lost of money in the late 80’s. 10 people laughing for several minutes equals a lot of lost production. I laughed HARD back then and just now. Thanks Pete!

“We rise to whatever level gives us comfort, no matter the true value to others.”