The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 29, 2022

NATIONAL HUG HOLIDAY DAY

Bert and Ernie worked together as daytime radio hosts for over twenty years. They’d traded jokes, played pop music and generally made peoples lives a touch brighter as they trundled to their workplace.

Now though, there was a silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax from civil defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them that several nuclear missile launches had occured, and that in a few minutes all the world’s troubles would be over. But what was the point in that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn’t change?

Ernie looked up at Bert. Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.

Bert. always the consummate professional, turned away as the first explosion split the horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt and brushed his hair back. He would meat his fiery death with dignity.

He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, “How do I look, Ernie?”

Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He hugged his companion, released him and studied Bert’s face. He saw the closeness they shared, all the long years tying them together, and the strength of their relationship. He took a deep breath, with tears streaming down his cheeks. He spoke in a quiet, broken tone:

“With your eyes, Bert.”

How does a dog smell?