The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 02, 2022

National I Forgot Day

A young man named Benny was a real party animal.

He lived for the good times of wine, women, and song. He wished he could continue his life style forever. A genie suddenly appeared before him and made him the following wish: Benny would remain forever young if he would never shave. If he were ever to shave the genie would return and transform him into an urn. For several hundred years Benny partied every night.

Needless to say, Benny’s beard became quite long and cumbersome. After a while Benny thought that enough time had elapsed and the genie had certainly forgotten about the bargain. So one evening before heading off to another party, Benny shaved off his beard. Instantly the genie appeared and transformed into an urn.

The moral of this story: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned………

I had to give this one a “like” because there’s no “love and hate” option. My gut is churning as I laugh. Strange feeling.