The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 20, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago
    NATIONAL MOON DAY

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    Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.

    And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?”

    “Yes, my master, I have.”

    “And a waterfall, spilling mightily over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”

    “Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”

    “And the moon… when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”

    “Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon.”

    “Well that is your problem. You keep watching all this sh!t instead of training.”

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    They is off to visit the moon today in the giant frog’s spaceship.

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