The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 25, 2022

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It’s a relief to know the truth……after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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And That’s When the Fight Started …

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station.

That’s when the fight started…

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt”. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” as she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.”

And that’s when the fight started…

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More ‘when the fight started’ tomorrow