The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 05, 2022

Art in the Eye of the Beholder

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve.

“They are so calm and contemplative. They would surely be English.” The Englishman says.

“No,” the Frenchman says, “they are naked and beautiful, they would be French.”

“My friends,” the Russian begins, “no clothes, no shelter, they are sharing an apple between two, they’re being watched, and they’re told this is paradise. They are definitely Russian.”

Self service in the OR

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision.

Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self.”