The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 28, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    A homeless man approached me as I was leaving a sandwich shop…

    … and he asked me if I had $5 to spare. I felt bad for him, and was just about to give him the money.

    But then I realized I was holding a $5 foot long I had just bought, so I held up both the cash and the sandwich and told him he could have whichever one he preferred.

    He stared at the sandwich. Then his eyes shot over to the $5 bill. He looked at the sandwich again, then back at the cash. After a moment his eyes were darting back and forth between the two, and he threw up his hands in despair, let out a scream of anguish and then turned and ran away from me.

    At first I was totally confused, but then it dawned on me: Beggars can’t be choosers.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    A Guy sat next to me on the train.

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    He pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

    I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my missus mate.

    He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

    I said, “No, she’s an optician!”

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    Somehow seems rather sad…

    https://imgur.com/gallery/0FRe7LZ

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    Peam Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Come back tomorrow for more fun and laughter!!

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