Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2011

At least it’s cooked.

Is that with or without ketchup?

Would you like me to super-size that for you?

Id just as soon starve to death thank you.

Spiders roasting on an open fire pincers nipping at your nose…

Or flies…

I’d rather gnaw on that cactus in the background.

Could be worse. Could be dung beetle night.

Put another bug on the fire.

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Is it nutritious? How much protein?

Mmmmmm!

yeah, purcell, I remember them days…I lost about ten pounds that time.

At least I don’t have to wonder about what I will have for lunch now. I don’t think I’m eating for a couple of days. This just completely killed my appetite.

Tomorrow – no, maybe today– there’s a raid for the chipolte.

Ancient way of getting on the web…

One swallow and the hairs dust off your esophagus on the way down.

They’re pretty good with cheese, pickle, and extra tartar.

This is just wrong in many, many ways.

That poor, innocent, tarantula.

I didn’t know that ID’s territory extended so far. I grow cacti as a hobby and the giant Saguaro only grows wild in Arizona. In fact all cacti grew wild only on the American continent until exported in the last two hundred years.

I’ve seen documentaries of military survival training; the first lesson in all of them (Army, Navy Seal, Marines, Air Force Special Ops) includes butchering a rabbit and eating an eyeball. Tarantula? Easy by comparison.

Maybe you could go to a gourmet food store and buy some chocolate covered ants. They should be pretty tasty.

I love rattlesnake and frog legs, but my favorite is raw oysters. No way I’d eat spider!

I didn’t know that kind of cactus had a fancy name. I thought it was just the generic cartoon variety. My nitpicking of choice was why the Desert of Id had green sand. :-P