Close to Home by John McPherson for February 28, 2019

That’s something you don’t mention until it’s been done.

Yep, that’s the neighbor you don’t like!

Is that like washing dishes to pay for your meal?

Boy, it really does suck when it comes to not having the cash or proper insurance coverage.

Well, that is a lot worse than washing dishes to pay off your meal. Appropriate though. I hope the insurance industry does not look at this model. If you need surgery you may end up ‘donating’ a kidney to pay for it.

Must not be a civilized country with single-payer/national health.

Can’t even sue her for malpractice.

Where’s Bleeb? Oh No! She’s a monster! Hang on little buddy!

…though her lobotomy was successful.

Looks like Mr. Hafner… head shows baldness and there a couple of female features that aren’t showing…

So you’re taking it out on me?!

A good idea; she’s probably really good with a vacuum cleaner; what’s the difference.

Mrs. Hafner looks at least as intelligent as the surgeon . . . .