heart: you know what, turtle? That's what I'm calling you. just "turtle", because I can't be bothered naming a reptilian pet. turtle: Mr. turtle, if you please.
“. . . and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.” Song of Solomon 2:12 KJV. (Yeah, I know, I know, it means “turtledove”, but where’s the joke in that?)
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
well, I already know of four talking turtles… of the teenage mutant ninja variety
codycab over 5 years ago
A rat named Splinter raised four talking turtles. Let’s see how Heart does with one.
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Cue the scream and vapours!
blunebottle over 5 years ago
Introducing new dream sequence.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
“. . . and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.” Song of Solomon 2:12 KJV. (Yeah, I know, I know, it means “turtledove”, but where’s the joke in that?)
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
Now this could get interesting. Is this all just one long dream sequence broughton by Mrs. Angelini’s brew?
sueb1863 over 5 years ago
Watch out if he puts on a top hat and starts singing “Hello, My Baby”…
(and yes, I know Michigan J. Frog was a frog and not a turtle)
stringer831 over 5 years ago
Sure, he can talk, but can he sing? If so, I’m sure they’ll be “Happy Together”.
Screaming_goat over 5 years ago
htenhoeve over 5 years ago
our turtle was named spike. and lived with us for many years.
MAGA Premium Member over 5 years ago
A little “Cul de Sac” take off here?
MichaelHelwig over 5 years ago
Ship him off to Pearls Before Swine.
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Now this is getting interesting……
bobdingus over 5 years ago
I hope this isn’t a dream sequence. Tatulli does too many of those already.
InquireWithin over 5 years ago
Heart, my dear, you just struck it rich. Congratulations on your big opportunity to break into show business. Unless this is all a dream, of course…
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GEMuj4I5Q
MCProfessor over 5 years ago
And down the turtle hole…
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Oh my god… I think Heart’s spine is broken.