Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 08, 2019

Yup, race before you can walk.

Sequins went away?

Somewhere out there in the vast world, a voice coach just felt a mysteriously odd chill of premonition run up their spine…

We have Bedazzler stores that sell refills for all of your spangly needs.

Adam…you would make a FORTUNE if you sell earplugs at all her classes and SEVERAL YARDS FROM IT!

Enough sequins and the right light show will blind the audience, but they will still be able to hear

Have fun.

Everyone knows that before one becomes a pop star, you have to get their start in country-ish music (a la Taylor Swift). So she needs to skip the sequins and go right for the Rhinestone Cowgirl motif.

Remember when singers used to, you know, just Sing??

Auto-tune

Making singers of the tone deaf since 1998

I feel sorry for the teacher. I hope he or she has disability insurance that covers the loss of pitch perfect hearing.

Sequins are ok – just avoid the glitter!!! Sequins can be cleaned up – glitter is forever! (and gets EVERYWHERE!!)

Sequins is in rehab.

“Maybe there is a singer in you.”

Adam is a lot calmer about Katy being a cannibal I would be…

Katy will be the next Florence Foster Jenkins.

Now down South I wonder if she would be called a “soda star”…