In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 06, 2019

And the Never Played Golf crowd took the shortcut, and is already there.

Unfortunately “there” turns out to be in the back of the crowd at the universe’s longest golf tournament.

What happens if I just replaced most of my divots?

So this is that mysterious 19th hole.

A just and fitting punishment.

The bigger question is… are they golfers, equestrians, or both?

Is this really that serious an issue in the golfing world (…honestly curious) ?

There even a special place in hell for those who didn’t repair their ball marks on the green.

if you play golf, you are already feel like you are in hell so, what is the difference

Thank heavens

Where’s the Picked Up After The Dog line?

Then you would only spend some time burning in hell…..kinda like being only slightly pregnant or flossing only the teeth you want to keep.

Oh boy…

One should always replace one’s divots so that the grass can die in familiar surroundings.

This is way off. There is NO golfers in Heaven.

If you only replace half of them…Purgatory

Hey, don’t blame me, that’s the Caddies job.

Purgatory.

What if you don’t golf?

What happens if I never put myself in a position to need to make the choice?