Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 27, 2019

Sounds like a politician.

I would have said, a Hollywood actress.

If she did, they would constantly be at each others throats.

But you have, dear… now off to bed with you.

You better have two sinks and two separate mirrors.

I’m glad I met me

Me wonderful me

I can’t forget me

Me wonderful me

I’m like a breath of spring

A whole new thing that’s happened

And without much adue

I look at me and

There stands love

My arms around me

That’s wonderful too

So glad I found me

Me wonderful me

Remember Finders’ keepers

Loosers weepers

And because it’s true

I’m mine now

Me wonderful me.

Looking for love in all the wrong places, are we?

She does look pretty wonderful

She’s certainly modest, isn’t she?

There are tons of them on Tinder! Just look at their profiles!

Where are the auditions?

Hey, I dated her!

Is this Prez. Bone Spurs Momma?

I have always been partial to short women. But I must confess, the journey along that form is no less pleasant for its length. On another note …

In recent years, social science studies have revealed that we invariably overestimate our attractiveness.

I recall when Bill Ward’s art became extremely x-rated.

The president says he’d qualify…

Who’s a good girl? Yes! You are! Good girl!! Now come and give me kisses!