Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 05, 2019

“. . . and Cut! Thanks, everyone. That’s a Wrap!”

Now go and mop the floor like I asked you.

That mummy looks like a mop.

But will he grow into it?

I think she/he wants to Turin the shroud for something more fashionable…..and less quicker picker upper

Hmmm, dead kid wrapped in bandages. Vaguely disturbing.

Love the hieroglyphic graffiti on the walls

But mummy…

It wasn’t that I had to wear hand-me-downs from my cousins per se that I hated so much as it was my aunt’s insistence upon dressing her sons (and thus, eventually, me) in the height – well, actually the depth – of dweebitude.

“Why?” “Because I shred so.”

That gives me an idea for cross-over movie, ‘The Mummy Wears Prada’.

The Mummy and The Bubby.

But it was just a Band-Aid solution…

did everyone get that dirty joke on the wall?