Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 04, 2019

oh, top o’ th’evenin’, officer

Andy avoided the nick in (wait for it!) the nick of time.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS very funny for a change , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp shows good judgment , after bonking into someone in the dark and was geared up to get into a punch-up , when the police officer shined a torch , he glibly turned it into an apology :o) right? my avatar is an old photo of a Carnival float because today is the last day of Carnival in Malta , I like your new Avatar, how was your day? ours will be another" Manic Monday" for Connie and a bit hectic for me because I have errands to run , and I have to walk to do them:;{ , take care pal.

The other half of his mind is still drenched in booze.

Nice save, Andy.

Andy appears to be sober. Must be on his way to the pub.

Nothing an alcoholic/drunk does is funny. They are a pathetic lot.

I’m reminded of a WWII era joke about General Eisenhower touring an army base. One very dark night a private bumps into him and both are knocked down.

“Why don’t you look where you’re going, you clumsy oaf!” snarls the private.

“Do you happen to know who I am?” snaps the general.

“General Eisenhower, no doubt!”

“That’s right!”

The private, after a moment of terror, replies, “Oh, yeah? Well, do you happen to know who I am?”

The general, somewhat surprised, answers, “No.”

The private yells, “Thank goodness!” and runs off into the dark.

Saying Andy has half a mind is being way too generous.

The officer was not very smart … he has completely ruined his own night vision instead of Andy’s.

As Ben Franklin never commented, “All fight clouds look gray in the dark.”

The cop quickly changed his hat…

I remember one time when I was driving up a one-way street in my hometown and someone turned on to the street right in front of me so I had to swerve to avoid them. I laid on the horn before I realized that the other car was a police car.

Reminds me of a scene from a Three Stooges film. Shemp: “I oughta-” Moe: “You oughta WHAT?!” Shemp: “I oughta be more careful!”

Andy ain’t THAT drunk yet. ;)