Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 07, 2019

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Obviously it is time to rethink this.

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    alasko  over 5 years ago

    Elliptical machine in front of the fireplace.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago

    Down to the mall with all the other walkers.

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    See, it’s working!

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    jarvisloop  over 5 years ago

    That’s my wife. But she walks three miles every day.

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    Doctor Toon  over 5 years ago

    I take my walks before the sun comes up, a few mornings lately the temp has been well below freezing

    Last spring, on one of my walks, I found a box of clothes left by the curb with a “free” sign

    The black snowmobile suit I found in that box fits like a glove, and I haven’t found conditions too cold for it yet

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    Grace Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She’s lucky to live wherever it is she feels safe to walk alone …

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    rugeirn  over 5 years ago

    You can easily eat more calories than you can burn in an entire day of walking. You might be able to burn 350 calories an hour walking if you try really hard; you can eat 3500 calories in a day without breaking a sweat. Here’s how: https://www.eatthismuch.com/diet-plan/3500-calorie/. Walk; by all means, walk; walk for fitness, walk for pleasure, walk for mental stimulation, but don’t fool yourself into thinking you can walk off weight.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shivering burns calories.

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    assrdood  over 5 years ago

    I’ve heard, that for weight loss, it’s 70% diet and 30% exercise.

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    axe-grinder  over 5 years ago

    Like that “cool-sculpting” I suppose. Whatever works.

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    Lula & Theo  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Janis needs a dog! ❤️

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    We just bought a treadmill, barely managed to get it downstairs it’s so heavy. Enough exercise for one day.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    I much prefer exercise that actually accomplishes something (other than weight management that is)

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    DDrazen  over 5 years ago

    Wrong moment to be in.

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    mountainclimber  over 5 years ago

    I went jogging once at 40 below zero (real temp, not wind chill). Every day since is much easier. But I agree that any exercise is better than nothing. America is becoming the land of the obese, led by the obesity-in-chief.

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    dv1093  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, been there, done that. She’s missing the neighborhood dogs barking at her.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    Me too… it’s working.

    She should get a CostCo membership. Up and down all of the aisles is about a mile and a half. Cheaper than a gym.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Sex burns calories.

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    cabalonrye  over 5 years ago

    I moved 2000 books and the bookcases that went with them. Lost four pounds. You’re welcome to join me, Janis, I have 6000 more to go. :)

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    kunddog  over 5 years ago

    maybe arlo should have some issues and look into Rhinoplasty

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Walking does not cause a weight loss. It may tone muscles and reduce resting pulse rate, however. I have seen members at the Y constantly exercising, but their body is basically the same in appearance even after years. What were you born with? How old are you? What has your body become up to this point? What do you consume? These are mere starting points to consider before beginning an exercise program. However, I understand the artist was attempting to get a joke off.

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    locake  over 5 years ago

    I wish JJ would draw humans better. She looks like she is part baboon or boar with that huge snout/jaw area. She does not look like a female human.

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    bhgiz53  over 5 years ago

    stop being obsessed with weight and just stay healthy.

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    bryan42  over 5 years ago

    I enjoy walking in any weather except windy.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    No, it’s still there.

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    samfran6-0  over 5 years ago

    Let me know if you heard this one before, " exercise, I thought you said extra fries".

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    CatStaff Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A walk is greatly improved when shared with a spouse, friend, or dog.

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    Kokopelli  over 5 years ago

    Get home and Arlo will help you warm up your fanny.

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    mauser7  over 5 years ago

    As I always told my Boy Scouts there is no bad weather just inappropriate/inadequate clothing. Lots of layers.

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    If only you were freezing it off it would be worth it! OR Wait ’til April.

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    colddonkey  over 5 years ago

    No such thing as bad weather just bad clothes. My Siberians let me know that every bad weather day.

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