I see Nate hasn’t tried to do what my roommate and I did … install an Ikea Kitchen with our sanity intact!!!
The counter’s tops are 2-3 times thicker then normal, thus, they require ‘special’ sinks and special taps because of the length. Levelling the censored thing is like trying to get a politician to be level with you about taxes.
Several Christmases past 2 brothers and their brother-in-law bought their father/father-in-law a gas grill “un-assembled”.
Instructions were in Chinese but there were pictures and diagrams so they muddled through and took about 4 hours to fully assemble and test. At which point one of the kids walked up and flipped the instruction sheet over. And there were the* English* instructions!
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Just fitting a square peg into a round can.
cdward almost 14 years ago
And once again, Nate speaks for a whole nation of frustrated assemblers…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And the instructions were in Chinese!
Good morning Crew!
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And it ends up where all needs-to-be-assembled toys end up.
Good Morning, Crew!
instigator20 almost 14 years ago
Good Morning Crew,
Probably missing peices, that how the Chinese get you..
Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
Allan CB Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I see Nate hasn’t tried to do what my roommate and I did … install an Ikea Kitchen with our sanity intact!!!
The counter’s tops are 2-3 times thicker then normal, thus, they require ‘special’ sinks and special taps because of the length. Levelling the censored thing is like trying to get a politician to be level with you about taxes.
Mornin’ Crew! have a great day!
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
Isn’t that the problem with congress? Some assembly required, but the parts don’t always fit together…
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
You gave up too easy Nate!
Good Morning, Crew!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Some ASSembly required by some disASSembled designer on ASSikstan!
Devils Knight almost 14 years ago
I wonder if the Chinese get there instructions in English
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
A person could make a living assembling toys and bar-b-ques.
Yakety Sax almost 14 years ago
Several Christmases past 2 brothers and their brother-in-law bought their father/father-in-law a gas grill “un-assembled”. Instructions were in Chinese but there were pictures and diagrams so they muddled through and took about 4 hours to fully assemble and test. At which point one of the kids walked up and flipped the instruction sheet over. And there were the* English* instructions!
Trebor39 almost 14 years ago
I certainly understand, Nate.
rgcviper almost 14 years ago
Ha–great story, Yakety Sax.
syke34 almost 14 years ago
I would’ve done the same thing, being the instructions are in either Chinese or Japanese.
lgeezy almost 14 years ago
one of the funniest ones yet. that is hilarious! yep, just finished with it. sorry nate.
see you tomorrow. go ducks, beat auburn.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Wish Cam Newton good luck with “Break a Leg!”, lgeezy?