Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 15, 2019

But it’s not green.

That would surely be a tragedy, but it should be the green stuff to be specific to St. Patrick’s.

I like the fellow back left who is just devastated at the loss.

I would have imagined that men would be drinking beer directly from the floor.

Funny thing is I’ve noticed those driving beer trucks tend to transport the cargo very carefully. But the local furniture & appliance store delivery drivers drive like it’s the Indy. I paid far more for those new appliances than that 6 pack!

kneel and slurp

Bandit and Snowman. We need you, good buddies.

The origin of Murphy’s law.

It’s the the beer delivery man’s fault – he was driving Bockwards!

The driver was a stout-hearted man who was fighting for a cause lager than himself.

Orange is the traditional Protestant insult worn on St Patty’s Day.

People crying in their BEER!

There’s a ghost in the top right corner.

Oh the hopmanity!

STELLA!!!!! Artois

I am getting SICK TO DEATH of the constant peddling of this racist trope about lazy drunken Irish. St. Patrick’s Day is a CATHOLIC holy day. Patrick was not even Irish, he was ENGLISH! I am sick of the WASPy trash taking every sacred day and making it an excuse to get drunk. This racism almost never gets challenged, but I will.

Has anyone else noticed that the colors of the truck and spilled beer match those of the flag of Ireland?

Funny thing is, this just happened last week in Los Angeles. https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-modelo-freeway-crash-20190307-story.html

The beer should be green…

It’s all for the best. Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder, and it’s good for what ales you.

NNNNNOOOOOoooooo

Saints preserve us!

Very different crowd reaction compared to ‘Tale of Two Cities’

“Cleanup crews were hampered by a large crowd of men wearing baseball caps who refused to move from their place near the spill. Most of them had straws at the ready.”

“Oh, the humanity!”

Is that the ghost of Sir Alec Guinness in the upper right corner?

Sláinte! ☘️

Irish it were not true.

Quick! Grab the unbroken stuff before the cops get here.

Oh, the humanity!

Warning Label in California: The aluminum can plastic liner will kill you so eat, drink and make merry. Éire go Brách. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEJAOuXW8dE

Seems like this should have been posted on the 16th of March.

They’d be on their knees, sucking it up.