Strange Brew by John Deering for March 12, 2019

No problem, there are Quaker cookies in the supermarket.

Remember the Quaker Oats motto? ‘Nothing is better for thee than me!’

Out local college was founded by the Quakers. Their sports teams are known as “The Fighting Quakers.”

Quaker, cracker, they’re both very dry….

Well, that hat does look like a tempting target for birds in flight.

Yeah. Right underneath him…(or her)

When animals behave like men behaving like animals.

Is Polly looking to get her oats?

You really have to audition, and the bird has the final say.

In Wisconsin, I think it’s cheese and Quakers

… because if you drew a “Cracker”, the PC police would be on you like white on rice.

Hey, Baby, are you a Quaker, not a shaker? Do you wanna Shake, Quake it and Roll?

The joke is mild, but misses in any case: Quaker and quacker don’t rhyme.