Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 04, 2019

What a clever diversion, Br’er Rabbit.

Last photo of the inventor of the electric bow tie.

First prototype of the electric chair.

I won’t ask, I’ll comment. You look silly with that bow tie.

Your tie becomes Mai Tai.

I think, sir, you have misunderstood a phrase from this mornings’ performance review. I did say we wanted you to become a “hard charger,” but not in this manner. Also, the janitors will be extremely annoyed if you kick the bucket at work.

Well sir, that is a most electrifying reprehension.

Having discovered that silk stockings over rubber undergarments produced a sizable static potential, I set out to take my office off the grid.

nothing’s shocking

another potential power failure in town

Cone of Shame – the Early Years

“You’re drawing attention to your bow tie, and way from your stew cooking technique again, Ralph. Why? WHY?!” ~ The Missus

…and PLEASE don’t turn on the light.

Okay. So how’s your cure for arthritis coming?

“Listen, my editorials were a criticism of execution by electric chair, and were not directed at you personally!” cried the Current Affairs editor.

The former State Executioner snarled back, “"It got personal when you titled that last one, `Ohm resists discharge, threatens revolt,’ you hack!" Ohm gonna kill you now!”

He smiled as he threw the light switch to “on.”

He could now cross that fool off of his bucket list.

That’s ok. I wanted to ask your bow tie about you.

Your bow tie speaks science nerd.

His bow tie is really a camera… Simon and Garfunkel..

His feet is committing suicide by electrocution. The agony of defeet.

Whatever … just keep those servers running, okay …?

He’s wearing his Bill Nye Science Tie…

As the initial test subject of the first polygraph device, Jeffrey had but one request: no awkward questions regarding his sartorial choices.

There were many failures along the way in Gunthers pursuit of the perfect hula hoop design.

Why doesn’t the bow tie want me to ask it about its bow tie? Why does a bow tie even HAVE a bow tie?

Electrifying! Shocking! How much he looks like one of my friends on that social networking site!

Bow ties within bow ties! It is a conundrum worthy of the Froglandian faithful (praise Teresa!)….

And GoComics is being very hinky tonight….

BOW TIE KNOT

So… What’s with the bow tie? Is there a story there?

Fart Tuesday. That means tomorrow is Wipe Wednesday! You’ve got a little something… some schmutz… on your forehead…

Is this how Bubba Gumps got started?

For a good time, call the bow tie wrapped around a neck or clipped on. No questions asked except for The Judge.

If he wears an Arrow shirt…..this would be the classic bow and arrow combination.

Do I have to say this again? Bow-Tie Boy looks like a Friend!

But that’s impossible, even on Mardi Gras….

Where is the new Frog Applause? Life must be tough for Her Royal Lameness.