Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 05, 2019

I wonder if the joke is that their daughter was an accident.

Reminds me of the favourite novelty t-shirt I own, “To save time, let’s just assume I’m always right “

I think he’s about to have an “accident” if he doesn’t stop talking like a jackwagon in front of his upset kid.

And winner of the “Dad Of The Year” award is……………………

The answer to his question was: “It will happen right now. Take that!”