Close to Home by John McPherson for March 12, 2019

I know people who would pay good money for those pants!!

I don’t know which is worse: the ideas, or the thought that someone actually invested time and effort into coming up with them….

Wood you believe these actually are available on Amazon? I wooden kid you, now wood I?

Like the Head Lice thing, would love to send that to somebody I know!

He has the pants on backwards.

I love the concepts, but the execution is just a little unrefined. With a little tweaking I am sure the Shark Tank would pick up at least half of these and make a fortune. I mean really, no plastic, renewable resource, ready made environmentalist market, easy marketing and recyclable. It ticks almost all of the boxes.

Are the slugs eating Bleeb or is he feeding on them?

I don’t know, I lot of work went into making the elephant, they’re just mispurposed. Now, the head lice exterminator can be marketed as an attitude adjuster.

Letterman wood have had 6 more.

slug feeder not so bad

The pants would be better if the hinges were on the back.

I thought “forsis” might be the word for the backs of earrings, but instead I find that no such word exists. A shiny penny to one who can find an online English definition of this word.