FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 20, 2019

Roger is that dumb he won’t admit he’s a terrible golfer.

Good idea. Golf is a sport right. well, sports are for nerds

One of the symptoms of madness is when one has a delusion of controlling chaos, like the path of a golf ball.

They should find him a chess set with titanium and graphite chess pieces.

It’s like the old joke about jogging: “Why do you run if it makes you so miserable?” “Because it feels so good when I stop,”

Now that’s just crazy talk, Andy.

Sounds like he stopped playing years ago!

now that’s just crazy talk

I don’t know exactly how much a titanium golf club costs, but I’m pretty sure he’d have to lose A LOT of golf balls to make that amount…

On the other hand….one of my cohorts only got his clothing at resale shops in order to provide for his kids needs. For a birthday he purchased the latest sports shoes for his son & an expensive jacket “to die for”…. his daughter. A few months later….the shoes were worn out & new shoes requested…..the jacket had been loaned out to a friend who lost it. That weekend he took kids to resale shop & he got his first new clothing in years…

Andy is right, stop waisting money.

Does Andy do anything for fun?

Wonder if Andy’s Thyme magazine has any info on this subject?

To ALL my friends here:

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Not being into golf, I have absolutely no idea what kind of price range a (presumably) top of the line Titanium club would cost. Anyone have a rough idea?