Strange Brew by John Deering for March 19, 2019

The fairy godmother in action.

Hey, don’t judge. A little role play can be fun.

If they fit him, maybe he should have married himself.

How could he resist? They’re really cute shoes.

C’mon guys, fess up. You’d probably try them too.

I am absolutely convinced that high heels were invented by the Marquis de Sade. I’m glad I’m a guy and don’t have to wear them.

I’ve heard women discussing their “absolutely cute” shoes. “Now if you put a tissue here and wear a band aid there, you can wear them for about 15 minutes before excruciating pain sets in, but, oh, they look so darling.”

Cinderfella ;o}

Seems the exhausting search for the owner of the glass slipper was just a cover to his own devices……

Well that’s not as bad as that “Ugly Jane” incident Tarzan had in The Far Side!

And he wore sneaker pumps while playing badminton.

At least now she knows why her panties are all stretched out.

Like my feet are going to come anywhere near fitting into my wife’s shoes

Fun fact – high heels were originally worn by men. Louis XIV used to “parade around with very tight fitting high heeled shoes, very highly decorated. His critical badge of honour was a red heel, and he wouldn’t allow anybody else in the French court to wear them.” They were an important status symbol, and restricted to the nobility.

Shiny!