Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 17, 2019

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sounds like a snake in the planning department. And all snakes should be banished, right.

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    Cloudchaser  over 5 years ago

    Patrick was no saint. He tried to exterminate the Druids

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    For those who may not know what a “pub crawl” is: “A pub crawl (sometimes called a bar tour, bar crawl or bar-hopping) is the act of drinking in multiple pubs or bars in a single night.” (courtesy of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pub_crawl)

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.”

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    The Fink has a serious reputation as a party-pooper to protect!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    In my town, Fifth IS Main, so that would be a problem.

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    matzam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    the king should declare a national emergency

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    blakerl  over 5 years ago

    Officer: It all started with this leprechaun, running thru the main street bar!! Someone said get the gold and that’s when the chaos started…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    St Patrick’s day is one of those rare celebrations that belongs to many people and yet a few make it so chaotic that everyone thinks of something other than the Saint named Patrick.

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    ChazNCenTex  over 5 years ago

    Erin Go Sober! J/K

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    tinner2000  over 5 years ago

    Must be in St Paul,MN!

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