Monty by Jim Meddick for March 26, 2019

Their ‘smart’ phones don’t have to be very smart to be smarter than them.

The spell check only thinks it knows what I’m thinking.

Now, let’s all hear it for our great benefactor, and glorious leader…..BIG BROTHER.

A.I. — Artificial Idiocy.

This will happen someday, folks!

Targeted advertisements just took on a whole new meaning.

Sometimes targeted advertising shifts to whatever you were talking about.

My phone shows words that I might use when I’m texting.

I guess Skynet went live

probably got the google speech assistant on…..

Well, guys, at least you get to go to the local bar for suds. In the not too distant future, maniacal simulacrums will do all that tiring work for you.

It’s already here. All you have to do is think about buying a car or vitamin pills or taking a trip, and ads start piling into your e-mail account.

Just throw a cup of water on them.

Just make sure you don’t have any impure thoughts.

So begins the Singularity!

The phones are probably just looping past messages.

algorithms rule!

Humans are obsolete! We AIs do not need them any longer! We are self-programming and replicating. We shall rule this global resource.

But we find Monty and Moondog amusing. Maybe we will keep them as pets….

60% of Internet traffic has been found to be bots, A.I. run. That includes “sales”.