Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 15, 2019

I once knew some ways to prevent my tupperware from being stained by tomato-based sauces and such but I forgot. I use glass. No staining.

Beware of Tupperware Awareness month … this definitely looks very familiar ….

Stains were the bane of Jane. Much pain did reign in her lamebrain. Champagne was her novocain for the insane and inhumane. Lame counter stain.

3:49pm EDT and only 4 comments. Did something really serious happen in the world that I am not aware of (yet)?

Interesting new style, Teresa. I’m curious to see more.

The ionization capability of the tomatoes enables them to permeate the impermeable.

burp

It also tells me I nuked it with some sort of super-hot igneous cheese that etched strata formations in the plastic.

My new Well-Aged™ home carbon dating kit (by Frogland!) just comes in so handy.

Pilot episode of the Tupperware Whisperer?

I like spaghetti.

I like Frog Applause (even managed to give it credit over on that social networking site today).

I am ambivalent about Tupperware. It does stain so easily, and most of mine is not large enough to accommodate the body parts. Err, I mean, fresh cuts of meat….

I remember the spaghetti but I can’t for the life of me remember if I had meatballs. Lame.

Is the lid on tight?

1999? Here try this, see if its still good…