Canada Facts
Our national animal is a rodent. Special attack move: Passive-aggressive eye rolling, when you're not looking. Canada influences world political through its control of 80% of the worlds supply of maple syrup.
Those fiends! Once they gave me a bottle of real maple syrup…but then started charging me for subsequent bottles. I can never go back to Mrs. Butterworth again!
Ida No over 5 years ago
Only Canadians know what backbacon is, and most of them think that hockey is a sport and not a mixed martial art with sticks.
Mighty Phavahg over 5 years ago
Have you been tariffed yet? You’re not on the scene until you’ve been tariffed!
Melki Premium Member over 5 years ago
Happy Canada Day, Mr. Savage.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
And about half of Americans right now would rather be Canadians.
waltermgm over 5 years ago
Nothing about curling?
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
I’ve been to Canada.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Slapshot and Beer are national film treasures.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Those fiends! Once they gave me a bottle of real maple syrup…but then started charging me for subsequent bottles. I can never go back to Mrs. Butterworth again!
Nobody_Important over 5 years ago
Happy Canada Day to everyone in Canada – especially all my friends in Beausejour, Manitoba!!