Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 19, 2019

It have learnt me how to spell FA … ah-hyuck, ah-hyuck …$

Frog Applause has taught me a LOT!

And I am unaware of ALL OF IT!

I didn’t come here to learn. I’m only here for the unawareness.

Would you like a bicycle?

Of all the Frog Applause strips I have ever seen, this was one of them.

So you’re aware of how much you’re unaware of? And, yes, I’m aware I ended that sentence with a preposition. I excel at making improper prepositions.

I learn plenty that I’m unaware of, but I also learn stuff that I am aware of. Wow. This is a lame comment.

Sorry, I’m not making much sense today.

Jeeez, another sanctimonious school-marm of a fish. Like we need more of them.

frog applause is quite resourceful about learning how to tie shoe laces properly

Sounds fishy to me, but dress right, dress! It’s my uniform approach to life.

fishy wisdom

There goes our tax deduction for ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴜᴍ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ “status.”

(I wish She would check with her professional staff before posting once in a while)

It’s taught us that word salad can be imagined to have meaning.

It be I that has flunked yesterday’s FA test, in fact every one is a wrong answer.

Ah, but grasshopper, learning to not be aware is the first step in The Path. Banish awareness of objects and ideas, detach from all things earthbound, and take your first lame steps on the path toward the faint noise of frogs applauding.

In these shoes?! I don’t think so.

In my love… I don’t want to leave you now, I don’t want to leave you how…

Absurdist humor can be observed but never absorbed.

SHOCKING NEWS

After experiencing Frog Applause, I realize that ignorance is bliss.

But what about the juxtaposition of parallel dichotomies within a parasureal exposition of non contiguous elements?

Me too.

It’s neither here nor unaware, really. I’m only there to unlearn; lame. Be the applause.

Does this dress make my bass look big?

So, FA is like “instinct”?

Of course. You’re not all there, Fish Head (roly-poly or not).

And just what makes you think you’re all that different from the rest of us, who keep their dictionary apps at hand just in case Sister Teresa tosses us a New Word bone….

And (blush!) we commentators have created such a rich Froglandia lore—history, geography, sociology, educational system, and so forth!

The more I learn the less I know.

Fish head, you are a cut below the gill, the grilled fillet is on its way to booth #3. A lovely couple on their honeymoon…the rest is for them to know and us to find out.

people will swallow goldfish at party’s, I OFTEN WONDER WHY? With no clear cut answers, they blend them in the blender….

Eye Ball…Do U Ball?

I don’t like the way that eye is staring at me.