Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 24, 2019

“Stay tuned! Land of the Lost, coming up next!”

Beto? Maybe.

Steve Dallas is pro? That can’t be a good sign.

If Beto is the answer then the question must be how can we destroy the United States.

Democrats, PLEASE don’t put up a 2020 candidate who will get THAT MAN re-elected!

(For decades I said that the main sin of the Democrats was to offer candidates so awful they made even Republicans look good. But in 2016 NOTHING could make THAT MAN look good.)

Boy, Steve really nailed it that time. Slap a couple of meaningless smilies over an obscenity and call it a saving grace.

Stylish AND timely!

Not feeling the Bet.

So incredibly vapid.

Beto? The man who couldn’t even beat a$$-clown Ted Cruz? No thanks.

What is the effin’ deal with America’s obsession with white guys!? I hate to roll out the hackneyed line about the definition of insanity, but really, why should we expect any departure from the status quo if we keep insisting on a steady, seemingly endless diet of white crackers!

can’t be any worse than Prez Cheeto

“We’re white Guys and we take no CRAP!”

“When we deliver our, white rap!”

“We’re white Guys And we take no CRAP!”

When we deliver our, white rap!”

“I LIKE your hair!”

“I LIKE your tie!”

“I LIKE your Wife! (Just kiddin,’ Guy!) – Jim Belushi – Saturday Night Live. When it was STILL funny…….,

First his name is Robert, second he is an unlikely choice to rescue himself let alone a nation.

Beto? The closet football referee? (Any minute now, I expect him to pull a yellow penalty flag from his pocket…)

I’m still waiting for my white guy privileges to kick in.

Oh yes, our salvation is a male bimbo. Yep.

He can rescue them, but maybe they shouldn’t accept a ride home from Beto.

Well, there’s another political career down the drain. Does anybody think being linked with a group that offer Bill the Cat as a positive influence. Of course, just this little mention may help him stand out in the over crowded field of democrat president want-to-be’s.

There’s a certain irony in Berkeley complaining about people being too literal when the modern iteration of this strip is nothing but breaking character to editorialize. For, example: Steve is supposed to be the strip’s resident right winger. He’d never say anything positive about Beto. But because Berke wants to endorse someone, he “forgets” that. Way to urinate away your legacy, man.

Trump already destroyed the US…

Beto, eh? Well, it’d be nice to have a prezzy who understands computers…

I thought Beto was a Portuguese football player.

Careful. Beto fantasizes about killing kids.

I tend to doubt that Trump will be on the ballot in 2020. His increasing (!) instability, and senility, and the fact that more of his former and current fellow crooks will be indicted by various entities (even if Mueller made the legendary mistake of NOT trying to indict Don Jr. and Jared). The Never Trump movement (a movement of actual Constitutional Conservatives, which NO educated person could possibly claim Donald Trump is) started to late, last time around. It will unite behind an intelligent and sane canditate (honesty might well be asking for too much……) in the primaries this time around. Taking all these things together, I’d doubt Trump will be on the ballot.

Kamala Harris. Elizabeth Warren. Beto O’Rourke would make a good Vice President for either one.

Even the late-night comedians (who are constantly accused of being left-leaning) are making fun of Beto. Just go to Youtube and look for Seth Meyers’s “Closer Look” segment about him. Better yet, I’ll give you the link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuXlBSuQbMo

I’m going with Mayor Pete

Young Binkley is an airhead; that’s what keeps his hair so poofed up. Maybe Steve is just being ironic. Anyone who bothers to look knows “Beto” is a loser….

No one but Bernie will do.

Beto is a modest Conservative just exuberant and inexperienced.