A doctor told me that I have to give up ice cream because she found the beginnings of Barrett’s esophagus. I told her that that’s not happening. She said “Then have your dessert at lunch time.”
Superman’s origin story was always out of reach. Even the youngest of kids already missed their chance to be orphaned and sent here from a dying planet. Batman’s was just too hard. Rich and angry as he was, he still had to put in a ton of training for a lot of years, and it was all a serious comics fan could do to survive the wrestling unit of junior high gym class. Spider-man changed everything. Anyone, it seemed, had a legitimate shot at that. Spiders were everywhere, and it didn’t seem so out of the question that one of them would be properly radioactive.
But it turned out that Batman had the better idea. A strong work ethic enhanced by personal issues bordering on mental illness, plus, okay, Kryptonian-level genetic fortune, seems to work for the very best athletes. Plus, even they get their butts kicked often enough and hard enough that, if they were up against other supervillains instead of other athletes, they’d have a short career indeed.
And so we give up on ever becoming superheroes OR elite athletes and settle for watching them in arenas and in theaters an on TV screens. While munching fig newtons.
The update that it was a genetically engineered spider that got out made more sense. As far as it goes than radioactive. The important part was how Peter Parker lived like a normal person with problems plus the problems added by his new powers. That was ground breaking.
jvn over 5 years ago
If you give up Fig Newtons, the terrorists win.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ditto on the newtons.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Fig Newmans are even better
sandpiper over 5 years ago
I’m with Frazz and I don’t even run.
cervelo over 5 years ago
I’m guessing that it would take more than letting go of fig newtons for this stick guy to shave 30 seconds off his 5K time.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
A doctor told me that I have to give up ice cream because she found the beginnings of Barrett’s esophagus. I told her that that’s not happening. She said “Then have your dessert at lunch time.”
TheWildSow over 5 years ago
Like I always say at work, “The HECK with Radiation Safety – I WANT Superpowers!”
Bilan over 5 years ago
Maybe Frazz wouldn’t lose the half-minute if he wasn’t eating them during the race.
Jeff0811 over 5 years ago
The answer is simple, start doing 3 Ks, and look at how much your time has improved. You can have your newton and eat it too.
Pedmar Premium Member over 5 years ago
I was bitten by a radioactive platypus, but the only power it gave me was the ability to lay leathery eggs.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Frazz 15 hrs · 4/6/2019
Superman’s origin story was always out of reach. Even the youngest of kids already missed their chance to be orphaned and sent here from a dying planet. Batman’s was just too hard. Rich and angry as he was, he still had to put in a ton of training for a lot of years, and it was all a serious comics fan could do to survive the wrestling unit of junior high gym class. Spider-man changed everything. Anyone, it seemed, had a legitimate shot at that. Spiders were everywhere, and it didn’t seem so out of the question that one of them would be properly radioactive.
But it turned out that Batman had the better idea. A strong work ethic enhanced by personal issues bordering on mental illness, plus, okay, Kryptonian-level genetic fortune, seems to work for the very best athletes. Plus, even they get their butts kicked often enough and hard enough that, if they were up against other supervillains instead of other athletes, they’d have a short career indeed.
And so we give up on ever becoming superheroes OR elite athletes and settle for watching them in arenas and in theaters an on TV screens. While munching fig newtons.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
The update that it was a genetically engineered spider that got out made more sense. As far as it goes than radioactive. The important part was how Peter Parker lived like a normal person with problems plus the problems added by his new powers. That was ground breaking.
selma_flamel over 5 years ago
Frazz is already a superhero!