Sold on the internet as wiener dogs, the graphing lizards did well. Most people realized almost immediately that their wiener dog was actually a lizard, but were pleasantly surprised to realize that they had gotten the better of the deal. There was one customer complaint and a demand for a refund, but that was from a SPAM BOT that had ordered a lizard by accident while attempting to obtain confidential information.
Can there be anything more forlorn than a fat, short-tailed lizard that is out of graphing paper? I do still have have some (not much) graphing paper left over from my more Graphic days, and a fellow Froglandian in need is a short-tailed skink indeed, so do borrow from me!
But on this condition: tell me, for what the heck are you using the graphing paper?
I think this creature is a skink (pardon the Dr. Seuss rhyme), a member of the lizard family, whose bite is not dangerous, but it is poisonous to eat. Cats can have terrible nerve damage and even die from eating one. Skinks in Florida are black and shiny, but still shaped like those in Froglandia. Unfortunately, in this case, we have no graph paper to give us the scale (no pun in ten did), so this one could be anywhere from an inch to several feet long.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 6 years ago
Nice! We go the school and learn such skill and use the egg noggin.
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
Leapin’ uh … Leapin’ uh … Leapin’ Orphan Annie Oakley …!
Superfrog almost 6 years ago
Is this the rational origin of the Coordinated Cartesian Monitor?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Sold on the internet as wiener dogs, the graphing lizards did well. Most people realized almost immediately that their wiener dog was actually a lizard, but were pleasantly surprised to realize that they had gotten the better of the deal. There was one customer complaint and a demand for a refund, but that was from a SPAM BOT that had ordered a lizard by accident while attempting to obtain confidential information.
The Old Wolf almost 6 years ago
There’s graph paper and then there’s graph paper.
https://i.redd.it/gs47484k3gk21.jpg
Hugh B. Hayve almost 6 years ago
Me too, stuff is great for learning to write eastern languages. Thanks for the reminder to put it on the shopping list for tomorrow.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 6 years ago
… it’s ’photo’graphing paper, frauline…
… guess I’ll just have to use my fishnets…
… umm… I think that’s a rock he’s climbing…
…_ _ _ …
… a tail of two cities…
… no, Teresa is not an AI…
… did dinosaurs have feathers?…
… then how come lizards and crocodiles don’t?…
… karma is a chameleon…
… Cleveland is a town overlooking a lake that’s Erie and a tower that’s Terminal…
…surprise, surprise, surprise,that’s not my lizard either…
… Harry made a bareback rider running free…
… paperback rider …
…back in the U.S.S.R…
…leaping lizards, Batman!…
…{ what I lack in quality, I make up for in quantity}…
INGSOC almost 6 years ago
an opinion without 3.14159 is essentially an onion
gutbloom almost 6 years ago
Skinks are bad at math. I bet it just wants to draw a maze.
INGSOC almost 6 years ago
hoping that you still have rolling papers
Ray*C almost 6 years ago
Running out of graphing paper isn’t so bad. Running out of pooping paper, now, that can be a catastrophe.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Use this as an opportunity to get off the graphing paper.
Radish... almost 6 years ago
I guess you’ll have to start dating the Geico lizard again.
painedsmile almost 6 years ago
Graphing paper is a gateway paper to harder stuff like recycled elephant dung paper.
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
Doesn’t this look like a detail from an evolution poster?
cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Graphing? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It’s an axislotl!
willie_mctell almost 6 years ago
I had my mind set on doing lemniscates today.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 6 years ago
my guess is he’s been busy graphing the ole ladies reproductive cycle.
you know, when to mount the stork…
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
This is Froglandia. You may be looking for Lizlandia, just down the road. No squares here, please.
Radish... almost 6 years ago
This is such a graphic cartoon.
InquireWithin almost 6 years ago
Roll your saving throw… oops, removed from the world. No way to map the rest of it.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Attention! Attention, Froglanders!
Today is World Frog Day!
Hop to it, Froglanders! Show your love before you croak!
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Can there be anything more forlorn than a fat, short-tailed lizard that is out of graphing paper? I do still have have some (not much) graphing paper left over from my more Graphic days, and a fellow Froglandian in need is a short-tailed skink indeed, so do borrow from me!
But on this condition: tell me, for what the heck are you using the graphing paper?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 6 years ago
… without graph paper I don’t even know what day of the week it is…
… after my cup of coffee, suddenly I have to drain the lizard …
… the lizard king visiting Froglandia…
… what’s next?… is there no safe place?…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 6 years ago
Oddly, if you do a Google image search of our reptilian friend, all the results point to bacon.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Still out?! I thought maybe you’d be able to get to an academic supplies store by today….
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 6 years ago
Give me some skin graphing lizard… and put it on paper.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 6 years ago
Have the scales been finished on the graph?
Ray*C almost 6 years ago
I think this creature is a skink (pardon the Dr. Seuss rhyme), a member of the lizard family, whose bite is not dangerous, but it is poisonous to eat. Cats can have terrible nerve damage and even die from eating one. Skinks in Florida are black and shiny, but still shaped like those in Froglandia. Unfortunately, in this case, we have no graph paper to give us the scale (no pun in ten did), so this one could be anywhere from an inch to several feet long.
Arianne almost 6 years ago
Scaly scaling scalene.
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
Just wanted to hit …
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 6 years ago
Lame Du Jour … LG Life’s Good … LG Lizard Gizzards