Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 08, 2019

Meanwhile, Ralph already has his partner. He must have his reservation on Noah’s cruise.

Must be a republican.

So who plays the part of God in global warming?

A member of the Flat Earth Society.

Yeah, all those burned offerings to Baal have finally caused the climate to change? Can’t blame butterflies, or Chaos Theory, as those won’t have been available at that time. Take your lumps, Humans!

Not even the same!

Hey fella, sheep up or ship out.

Alright … Ralphs got him a girlfriend!!!

“What price your maple?”

We could use a good flood.

“How long can you tread water?”