Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 06, 2019

Three patients at an asylum were leaning on a fence watching others pay baseball. A bird flew over and dropped a big one on the bald guy’s head. The fellow on his right said, “Omigosh! I’ll go get some tissue!” and took off. The guy on his left said, “He’s REALLY crazy… by the time he gets back, that bird’ll be two miles away!”

Brookins and Macnelly must be really hard up for ideas to dredge up that turkey. That “joke” was old when their grandfathers told it.

Yeah, but it’s still funny. :)

off key and all…

This joke is older than I am. Originally the piano player had a pet monkey, which peed in a patron’s beer. Said patron walks over to the piano and says, “Do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?” Etc.

Somebody has to introduce the younger generation to the classics, I guess.

That gag was old when I was young

He’s on a roll…

Oh give me a home … where the buffalo roam … and the toilet paper don’t stick to my skates …

Hey, Loon — can you play far, far away? 8^)

Sounds like a country song.

Ba da dum! cymbals

Nobody has asked why Loon is wearing skates? Is it so he can roll in on landing?

Don’t look up a song called “Toilet paper on my shoe” by “The Toilet Paper Cleaners”. You’ll regret it.