In Security by Bea R. for March 25, 2019

I know that guy …

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._ZIP

The strip has been running long enough now that it can reference itself. ✨❤️✨

I like how, no matter how detailed or lack of detailed the picture happens to be, BeaR always makes sure to draw the wedding ring!

Go ahead, zoom in to Frame One, guess what’s on her hand?

We know these characters are flakes and weirdos (and we love ‘em for it!) but we know deep down there’s a Lotta Love for Each Other!

Kudos, BeaR!!

*Objects in uniform are larger than they appear. ✨❤️✨

She looks like a grown-up Misty in the first pic. One with quite the boo-thay!

She’s such a showoff.

Come on Sedine you can make this a reality! Use some scissors and cut some inches off that shirt and some more off those shorts! They might be issued by a government entity, but I encourage you to destroy government property! XD

Looks like Sedine wants to bring back “Hotmail”! The service might be obsolete, but the name can live on with her! :D

Her arms do look longer in the last panel. Anatomically aren’t girls supposed to have longer legs than arms?

Sedine is hot, she can handle my package anytime ;-D

Postal uniforms do not come that small, I suppose?

Where else would her legs go, if not to her behind?

Nice to see Mr. Zip brought out of retirement.

Well the underwear-sized mini shorts wouldn’t have met dress code, but that oversized shirt is not required either. And the capris wouldn’t need to be so wide.

Now where have I seen this before …

https://youtu.be/b5KPB9VCcjg

reality sucks

She better keep this job.

My eye’s fell out in panel three. If you find them I need them back asap. :D

What did you expect?, the only uniform that could fit you as you want, is a Japanese kindergarden uniform.

Always happy to be vindicated and know I was right in my expectations XD

See… Sedine had all the glam and sexiness that goes with the job… or, so she thought. Then the stark reality hits her when she realizes that the USPS issues ‘one size fits all’ clothing. Did she think that her uniform would be issued by Spencer’s Gifts?

Heh… looking at that last panel, again… Can Sedine help it if the uniform that she was provided to wear was designed by the fashion designer who made the outfits for the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz?

Dang, baby got back! I’d look forward to getting bills if Sedine delivered them. And I might be in the minority, but I think she looks adorable in the last panel, in sort of a pathetic, Charlie Brown kind of way.

“She’s got legs, she knows how to use them”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAzTO8GMZhk

Woo! Zippy! is right. What a cute tush Sedine!

“Every mailman has two uniforms. One for the supervisors, and one for the job.”

Panel 4 looks like she ran across an old school nun. You know, the hems must touch the floor when kneeling-although usually applied to skirts, I am sure the sisters would apply that rule to shorts (especially if the male students reacted as Mr. ZIP does in panel 3.)

Lord have mercy on my poor soul. Thank you Bea. Best Birthday present ever.

Rather like the old scout uniforms.

Time skip!

Whoa!! Sedine is acting kinda twerky there…

First panel takes place in Sedine’s own head. Despite actually having a nice, cute figure, Sedine always imagines herself to be a little bit sexier and more voluptuous than she actually is. We’ve seen this before with the swimming pool and Christmas elf arcs.

Or, to put it in Sailor Moon terms: figure-wise, she thinks she’s Sailor Jupiter when she’s actually Sailor Mercury. She’s not quite that ‘talented’… ;-)

(For those who might not get the reference, I refer to this clip from the very Bowdlerized original English dub of Episode 56: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlXy2xjyGO4 It’s obvious, despite the censoring, that Mako-Chan’s not talking about actual talent… XD The new Viz dub of the episode has the correct, uncensored translation.)