Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 25, 2019

That guy with his hand in the water might just wake up with some wet underwear.

That’s why fishing is so enjoyable, it’s very relaxing when you forget the fish and there is not a wife that bothers you.

Playing Willie Nelson music, floating, snoozing, ..OMG. ………MAN OVERBOARD!

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” Doug Larson

“I only make movies to finance my fishing.” Lee Marvin

“It is to be observed that ‘angling’ is the name given to fishing by people who can’t fish.” Stephen Leacock

“What people don’t understand is this is something that we only have in America. There is no other country in the world where the ordinary citizen can go out and enjoy hunting and fishing. There’s no other nation in the world where that happens. And it’s very much a part of our heritage.” Norman Schwarzkopf

“Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn’t go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.” Jeff Foxworthy

This is why it is called “fishing” and not “catching”…

The joys of fishing

Best pun of the day! (I can’t believe I used “best” and “pun” in the same sentence!)

I could find a more comfortable place to sleep.