Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 09, 2019

I’ve long wondered what it’s really like to work at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives.

Oh South Carolina!

Where is the Hooter’s?

What could possibly go wrong?

At least the Liquor is with the guns and ammo and not the gas or the fireworks. Aught to cut down on the injuries a bit.

Similar arrangement within blocks of my house.

And the hospital emergency room is just up th’ road a bit.

Where do they go to vote for POTUS?

Shouldn’t it be the All Dead Guys Highway, Dead Ahead?

The most accurate comment of the current state of the USA today; the only thing that is missing is the strip club.

I have always said that the A.T.F. would be a great name for a convent store.

Next up the line “Lawyers, guns, and money.” W. Zevon. prop.

This is so close to reality in some places that I’ve seen that it’s not really funny. And set-ups like this are NOT restricted to certain states either. I’ve encountered “strip malls” like this all over the country.

The Dead Ahead part should light up.

I’m a guy and I would prefer video games, comic books, and other reading material that does not have sex as a main component.

Where’s the bait shop?

There’s a popular meme on the Dysfunctional Veterans Facebook group that shows a strip mall with signs for Divorce, Bankruptcy, and Liquor in that order. Yes, I do own some firearms, I’ve occasionally been known to drink a beer, I put gas in my car and lawnmower, but I can’t stand fireworks. Oh, I’m male. Sue me.

I was watching The Weather Channel and they showed a GUY driving INTO a tornado whooping and laughing to beat the band. His wife/girlfriend was praying.

Excellent artistic composition. I wonder if there is an All-Gal’s Highway, what stores are on it, and what people would think it was if not sexist?

I’m 70 and run out of testosterone. By the time I get up and get going, I forgot where I was supposed to be going. None of these things appeal to me any more.

Since when do all women drive cars that don’t require gas?

AKA Pinhead Promenade.

Except in reality they haven’t yet managed to get guns/ammo at the gas station, although everything else is comfortably in one building with an abundance of artery-clogging comestibles and sex toys and religious items. Like our present administration, U can’t make this stuff up !!!

Where’s the Payday Loan?

fusilier

James 2:24

Sometimes I’m amazed there are any males left

If you make the liquor mandatory first, then the gas and fireworks shops will help Darwinism.

This joke is sexist.

What!? Only one “Gun, ammo, N’ Liquor” store? Is this really in America?

Holy Cats! My entire 4th of July all in one place. Great!!

add a post office and it is my kind of town

In my part of Maryland we do have a liquor store/gun shop. We call it the beer & bullets. Quite convenient actually!

I actually remember, back in my Pensacola days riding a two lane back road between Mobile and Birmingham and finding a roadside place with a huge sign GUNS ’N GRITS, bought a Savage .22 rifle and had the best ham steak and grits with red eye gravy I can remember.

And the ladies can go the other way to the inevitable Target down the road.

On a road trip in LA I came upon a guns/ammo/liquor/pawn shop ;)

The next intersection is called; maybe; TUTI-FRUITY Lane?

Why not just outlaw guys?

Forgot to draw the funeral parlor neighboring the matches and fireworks…

You forgot a place selling power tools and another selling yard machines.

dead ahead…..hmmmmm.

WARNING?!?! Heck no, it’s directions to play land!

Add a couple motorcycle dealerships, a comic book store, and I’m in.

Drunken men with guns and fire works while pumping gasoline.

Let me explain it to you…

I’ll take some BOTTLE ROCKETS and ROMAN CANDLES!

Got a strip mall up the street with 3 stores. Drugs, liquor and auto parts… Seems to be in the same vein….

No good will come of this.

I read recently that testosterone was a controlled substance. Does that make men, by definition, illegal?

‘Dead Ahead’ are three stores selling stuff that can make you dead.

It’s a typical Strip Mall in Macho Man Heaven.

“So you say this is where you bought that property where you plan to open up a shop selling prosthetic limbs, eh?”

I’m with whoever asked that question. Don’t some women enjoy guns, ammo, liquor and fireworks? And buying gasoline is certainly a gender neutral task.

The road sign isn’t directional; it is cautionary.

Missing a Hooters.

cigars and lazy boy recliners

:‘( ’all guys’

Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms ought to be the name of a convenience store, not a government bureau.

Hahahahahaha. Because alcohol/drugs isn’t involved in a high percentage of gun crimes, many of them murder.