Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 29, 2019

And since when does refusing to grow up actually work like this. Instead we get “Florida Man” and “Florida Woman” new stories. :D

Maybe that’s because he’s addicted to pixie dust.

Wait… I never thought about this before but is Peter Pan a castrato?

If only…

And he still has all his baby teeth.

Since he was a babe in his pram when Tinker Belle took him to Neverland over a hundred years ago, I’d say that time runs differently there doc.

If people live forever, what’s the point in puberty?

The fairies raised him and must have changed him since he doesn’t age as the other children do. He is also a psychopath as the fairies are and when the battle was going his way he would strike down one of the children to keep the battle going. Yes in the real story read it at Gutenberg free.

There’s a name for that syndrome. So, what did you expect, Doc? Or have you never read/seen “Peter Pan”?

He was a victim of a Pandemic.