Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2019

SpongeBob’s smarter but more high strung cousin.

I don’t understand why Pig is all hurt, he was hit by a sponge. By the way, the sponge didn’t wear square pants

OOOOOOO! He said Number Eleven!

Maybe Pig was about to say that Sammy Sponge would be able to soak up information like a ShamWow™ towel.

Who wants to soak up info like a sponge? Sponges soak up liquid, not information. What were you thinking, Pig?

Don’t be such a ham, Pig. Oh whoops…

Don’t fight with a sponge. He’ll wipe up the floor with you.

Cis Swiss cheese?

Lawyer for Nickelodeon on the phone, Steph.

take a long walk off a short pier and stop annoying everyone

Exactly how I feel about almost everything these days.

Lololol true

A well informed pig is a delicious pig, Pig.

And you have to watch what you said a few years ago too!

Like water, words go right through Sammy.

That’s no sponge ! Tis Rat in a disguise ! …… Croc Power !

Well, that was not sweet like a sponge cake.

(Insert spongebob joke)

He doesn’t soak anything up. The pages just get wet.

Is this Spongebob’s cranky grandfather?

“Granddad – put some pants on!”

Touchy twit, isn’t he?

Is Sammy Sponge Spongebob’s even twin?

I guess scrubbed Pig for that comment.

Pig is definitely not Spongeworthy…

it isn’t gay….

PIG was so SHOCKED by Sammy Sponge, he fell off the stool, not believing his porous statement….too many holes in it…..

A *#*# sponge? Is that the same as a contraceptive sponge?

I dunno,seems Sammie absorbed all the #*~! ok

Apparently a lot of sponges reading GoComics…

SpongeBob got really cranky after he entered the Witness Protection Program for testifying against Plankton after he killed Mr. Krabs.

At least it didn’t get his Goat.

Don’t any of them wear pants? He needs 20-minutes in a microwave oven on high.

concerning racist clichés, I was lead to believe that sponges lived under pineapples under the sea; actually this goes off the clichés

A good illustration of how an accurate and truthful description is called “racist” these days

Uh-oh, Pig is a rabid anti-spongite!

I’m sure Pig wishes he could ex-sponge that remark!

That’s his cousin…..lazy Bob…..he’s a real sponger

He should buy talking books; a sponge absorbs sound.

As Berkeley Breathed once put it: offensensitivity. It is now a hallmark of our culture.

Pig is down! That Sammy Sponge is no pushover, and he has quite a trenchmouth!

PC espoused by sponges….(sorry).

Is that Spongebob’s evil twin?

Why is that actually facts tho?

Why Sammy? Why not Bob? Ohh

Hell, you have to watch what you THINK these days.