Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2019

Stop watching cable news.

Normally, the winged animals flying out of someone’s rear are monkeys, not bunnies. I think this is just another example of how immigrant bunnies are taking jobs from American monkeys.

Time to transfer to the sports desk fo a while.

I thought Steph miscalculated the publication of his April Fools strip.

Pig, do you think only the newscasters? Sadly, half the world seems to be disturbed and very few world leaders contribute to give solutions.

What hopes does humanity have if we do not take care of our planet, its environment and all its creatures?

How are NEWSPEOPLE stressed when all they do is tell anyone who’s watching stuff that only adults and nerds are interested

The winged bunnies are a bit more plausible.

But back in reality, I’ve always found it amusing when the newscasters stop smiling when they give bad news, but still have the chirpy attitude.

I was expecting pig to be sprouting wings somewhere in there.

I used to see bunnies all the time, but then they changed my meds.

And if things contrary to the established establishment narrative DID happen, it wouldn’t be reported, simply because it is not news you need to hear.

“Biased reporters stopped being biased…”

So sad for biased reporter in a suit :-( … Croc Power !

So THAT’S what has happened to Lumpy…

I would like to see that.

This is truly FAKE NEWS! Who EVER heard of everyone caring for each other, the corrupt stop being corrupt, and the greedy stop being greedy? Must be FOX!

You scared me. I thought they were sitting on bunnies. @#$% shame on yew!

This strip reminds me of the movie Network. Watch it if you dare.

Why would anyone resent being Bugs Bunnied?

Plumbers crack is no better.

I had to check the date before reading the punchline.

I don’t think I would want a bunny that just few out of my rear picking me up and flying me away until its washed its hands first. Eww.

Watching Boomerang?

guess there are some jobs even a monkey won’t do.

I’m waiting for that day a newscaster actually says something like that in last panel XD XD

Well, according to my pal Dennis who is retired National Guard Staff Sargent, rainbows are supposed to come out of the rear’s of rookie junior officers.

Could have used pigs with wings, too. They are indigenous to america …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH3qq6C-zOo

Pleeeeezzzzze tell me you have video.

No News is Good News!

“Hellooooo, anal dwelling butt monkeys”

If he’s bothered by winged bunnies, sic the flying pigs on them!

BUNNIES!

BUNNIES!

BUNNIES!

I thought the winged creatures flying out of bums were angels.

most excellent

Oooh! An on-camera total meltdown! What fun!

Can we do it again tomorrow?

Nicely drawn pillows!