Tom Toles for March 31, 2019

“My enemies failed to get me in the Russia probe…” because the Mueller report says…

But wait, we have not actually seen the Mueller report!

We have only seen William Barr’s four-page SUMMARY (or not summary, take your pick from the conflicting descriptions) of Mueller’s 400-page report (not including indexes, appendixes, footnotes, tables, etc., or any of the separate supporting documentation and evidence.

Barr ASSURES us that it exonerates Trump. No, actually even Barr admits that it does not exonerate Trump, even though Trump continues to lie and say it does.

Imagine if Ken Starr in 1998 completed his report on Bill Clinton’s oral sex between consenting adults, delivered hundreds of pages only to Bill Clinton’s Attorney General, Janet Reno, who then released a four page “summary” that stated that there was no evidence that Bill Clinton had committed any actual criminal offense (which would be the truth).

Republicans would have been fine with that, wouldn’t they?

The wheels around Bonespurs are just a circle of jerks, led by an axe hole.

There is a good possibility that the entire ACA threat is just another distraction to deflect attention from the substance of the Mueller report.

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There is nothing to prevent Trump from reversing course while blaming ‘the Democrats’. His Disciples will believe anything he tells them. He will just claim that he never meant for people to lose health care — just like all Republicans claim that they are trying to protect people with preexisting conditions while simultaneously sabotaging them.

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More people have seen the Mueller report than have seen the Republican health care plan.

Trump is only in it for the cruelty.

Now he’ll make everybody pay for not loving him!!

He will replace healthcare with “something better, another tax cut for the rich”… exactly

The 1% now have the best president ever, especially if he can unburden their monopolies and oligopolies from expenses like providing real healthcare for their remaining human workers as they continue to automate?

Discussion between Mitch and the Donald on the Republican healthcare plan:Okay Donald show us what you got; no Mitch, you show us, I just brought it up; no, you; no you do it, you brought it up; I just threw it out there to excite my Rabble; well, now you better give them something, I don’t have anything. Okay, we’ll say it’s all Hillary’s fault, that’ll satisfy them.

Marginal Man has NAILED IT AGAIN!!!!

It’s a simple enough idea:

Nobody gets to make a profit off of you getting sick.

I know – that’s just crazy-talk!

Single payer Medicare for all. Much, much less expensive to us than the random Roulette-‘O-Healthcare for greed game. It works. Lots of counties do it and their doctors & nurses still make a fine living. Employers’ costs would be less and they wouldn’t be so shy about hiring.

https://ourrevolution.com/issues/medicare-for-all

An accurate depiction of the crowds of Trump following sheep.

Idiot Trump just likes to fight for the wrong things all the time, the perfect Republican.

Stephen Moore, Unqualified and a Deadbeat, Is Trump’s Fed Nominee.

And after the pause in the second panel, the crowd yells Y-A-A-Y!!

Like a remake of “The Wrath of Khan” only, with an old fat guy. Might be some good comes from this, with no health-care, more people will be returning to church. The last resort, praying for someone, anyone to save you. Ask Jesus to take that tumor out of your lung.

I’m waiting for dumbass to tell an interviewer that he did a great job covering up his involvement with Russia

“Something better” is indeed in the perception. I’m told that “lay back and enjoy it” is the right way to handle situations like this. I disagree.

Picture worth a 1000 words; as usual, excellent work Mr Toles ♥