Close to Home by John McPherson for April 10, 2019

The cat is sooooo impressed!

Gravity wins in the end!!

Gravity is still the law and you have to obey it.

ooh, perky and way up and high

Her earrings appear to be anti-gravity.

Good-bye double chin (at least for now).

Penn and Teller did a routine like this in their early years on SNL. Very funny. I became a fan of theirs at that point.

Nice. Tricky and sneaky at the same time. All to be undone when she actually meets her on line date and finds out how sneaky and tricky he is.

Very clever way of handling a delicate subject!

OK, how are her earrings hanging UP?

People (on the dating sites) post photos that are too dark to tell much about them or were taken in their younger years. And beware the scammers.

The date’s gonna be awkward.

If you’re wondering where Bleeb is, he appears to be hangin’ out at Adam at Home these days.

And people wonder why they are disappointed when they actually meet someone online. The lies…..oh the lies…..

Later when they exchange naked pics, he’ll return the favor.

Hope she has it framed so the chain under the plant isn’t visible.

This one’s an oldie goldie, but still brings a chuckle.