Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 15, 2019

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Better than being seducted by aliens!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Just what Giorgio has always warned us about, folks.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Interstellar Revenue Service may ask probing questions when they do an audit…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We’ll make great pets!

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    Emmett Wayne  over 5 years ago

    …but only if you have his alien ID number.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    But are we smart enough to figure out their returns?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Even aliens have to pay taxes….or do they?

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Be scared, very scared if its not a CPA.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    some days I could go for this.

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    StephenRice  over 5 years ago

    Deduce, You Say (from the title of the Daffy Duck short)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Alien deduction. Hmmm. Can I dedct illegal aliens?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Maybe the abduction was only for the deduction. Maybe they’ll release him right afterward.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    OK – for a pun this one was acceptible.

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    Spock  over 5 years ago

    I wonder whether he will have to clean the apartment, to teach the children math or he simply is to live in a cage with a hamster wheel.

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