Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Deleting twitter and facebook apps will be a step in the right direction.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    The world population is so high that people can’t live like the hunter gatherers of old.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Phones arent evil, you can get Super Mario Run on them

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    JoanHelen  over 5 years ago

    Materialism will never make humans completely happy.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’M happier!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Rats are quite miserable, Rat.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m really happy indeed because this is my first day as a retired worker .

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    Yontrop  over 5 years ago

    …at our fingertips if we have the money to pay for them. The device only makes us more aware that we can’t have them because we can’t afford them. I’m not affected, knew I couldn’t afford everything before the Internet was invented.

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    Speak for yourselves, Goat and Rat. Some of us are happy.

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    unfair.de  over 5 years ago

    Rat and Goat agree? Where will Pig fly to, now that he can?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    I took one step so far…deleting FB account! I don’t tweet on twitter nor do I STOP COMMENTING ON GO COMICS!!!! =~}

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    All you need is money.

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    mommadillo  over 5 years ago

    We’re not happier because our wages have stagnated and we can’t afford any of that stuff.

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    silverking1953  over 5 years ago

    I got rid of cable TV, never been happier. Guess Facebook is the next step. Gonna have to break it to my 3 friends.

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    bbbmorrell  over 5 years ago

    Those of us who remember getting lost, missed connections, and bar fights over sports trivia are quite happy!

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    We live in an era of unprecedented prosperity and plenty, if we are miserable, it is not the fault of technology.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    You have to take the good with the bad. Undoubtedly, modern communication technology has made our lives easier, but we have to control the urge to immerse ourselves in it. I have never used Twitter nor do I intend to do so, and I use Facebook mainly as a glorified birthday / anniversary reminder, and to occasionally update myself about goings-on in the lives of my more “socially active” friends and relatives.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Dates? I can’t get no dates. (Wife says, huh uh, no way, give it up.)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A blessing and a curse, for sure.

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    pchemcat  over 5 years ago

    I’m really happy, while I have a laptop that I check once a day, my cell phone is a “stupid” phone not a smartphone. I can call, I can text, I can leave it on vibrate in my purse and not be bothered by it all day. I check it once in the morning and once at night (providing I remember to check it at all!). I absolutely refuse to let a device control my life! I have my cats and my music to do that for me.

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    edreajr  over 5 years ago

    Well, Renatus, welcome to the ranks of the ROFs. What does ROF stand for, you say? Why, it’s Retired Old Fart.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    Happiness is of the heart, not the contents of the cart.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    “Foods, rides, dates, tickets….”

    But the most available thing is scams.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    The more you know about how much better some people have it, the more PO’d you are about how you cannot have it that good. Some people are able to use that to better themselves, but lots of us don’t really have the option of being born rich or in a better country.

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    robnvon Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The iPhone has got his goat?

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    Mikey  over 5 years ago

    Goat’s pointing at his old Palm Pilot from ‘96. He got one of the early models that came with a curse bundle for $1200.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Lord save us from the next wave of technological “improvements” to our lives!

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    Purple People Eater  over 5 years ago

    Money can’t buy happiness, but it can get you a pretty good imitation.

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