Pickles by Brian Crane for April 26, 2019

oh, Roscoe! blegh!

I imagine pooping out that wax will not be fun at all.

Doggie will need emergency surgery in a real case. It won’t melt it will cause obstruction of the bowels.

I’ll bet it doesn’t taste like banana nut bread, though.

Keep out of the reach of dogs!

That dog is just like Satchel except that Roscoe does not talk.

Dogs do eat weird stuff ! Eat first think about it later ;-)

Good thing it wasn’t lit!

I thought Earl would’ve beaten him to it!

Doc I got this burning sensation in my tummy.

Going to guess that when it comes out.. it may look like banana puree but will no longer smell like bananas.

An old friend of the family sent some lye soap she had made. I wasn’t sure what it was at first and it smelled very nice, so I had to sample it to make sure it wasn’t some sort of candy. She used some sort of system which didn’t require heating but died before I got around to getting the recipe.

Being wax, it will come out in the wash….just like Chocolate Candy has wax in it….Opal will gasp that her candle is gone….run Roscoe run!

Again, to quote a famous cartoon character, “Stupid Dog!”

In my childhood the corner stores stocked wax “chewing gum” in a variety of shapes and flavors. Pretty sure we all swallowed our share of that stuff without mishap…