The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 04, 2019

At first glance I thought they were emoticons.

For an equilateral triangle, he sure is obtuse.

We found her hat and glasses weeks later.

But things are supposed to vanish in the Bermuda Triangle (never mind that it seems to be a myth). The Triangle itself is not supposed to vanish.

Vera is fine; she’s just gone off on a tangent.

From Aloe Vera to goodbye Vera in the flash of a suns ray.

I thought Vera was a Callahan Full-bore Auto-lock…customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge…

(Firefly)

The one on the left is such a square, but the one on the right is very well-rounded.

Don’t leave your Toblerone out in the sun.

Bob Seger’s “Sun Spot Baby” comes to mind.

Gulf Stream notwithstanding, isn’t Bermuda a bit far north for palm-lined beaches?

Maybe she ran away with a parallelogram, as the were a good fit together!

I don’t think there are palm trees in Bermuda . . .

How sad, and she was such a shapely thing.

Jeez Vera, don’t get bent outta shape.

That’s not “right”, she run off with “acute”y .

Blame it on the Triscuit.

LOL!

I got nothing. The rest of the commenters seem to have covered all the angles.

The geometry here is plane.

The triangle and the square both love the circle, and she likes them both.

She ran off with the other half of the triangle?

When he looked more closely the bottle did not read sunblock but instead … vanishing cream!